Laura Kightlinger Quotes

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
Laura Kightlinger

Rejection, Petrol, Keeps

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura Kightlinger

Happy, Used, Drinking

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
Laura Kightlinger

Marriage, Bad, Guess

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
Laura Kightlinger

Work, Find, Might

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger

Love, Lost, Find

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
Laura Kightlinger

Women, Movies, Woman

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger

Famous, Dead, Dress

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
Laura Kightlinger

Place, Next, Bit

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
Laura Kightlinger

Good, Money, Mistakes

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
Laura Kightlinger

Women, Negative, Often

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Nationality: American

Born: June 13, 1969

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