Larry David Quotes

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Larry David

Hair, Anyone, Head

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Larry David

Fight, Fighting, Place

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
Larry David

Bad, Try, Sometimes

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Larry David

Good, Future, Person

I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
Larry David

I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
Larry David

Sometimes, Actions, Surprised

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
Larry David

Life, Generation, Misery

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Larry David

Woman, Trying, Suffer

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Larry David

Work, Freedom, Concerned

Women love a self-confident bald man.
Larry David

Love, Women, Bald

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Larry David

Emotional, State, Anyone

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
Larry David

Hard, Tough, Wonderful

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
Larry David

Find, Rather, Quiet

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David

Funny, Truth, Feeling

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Larry David

Half, Comfort, Wide

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
Larry David

Mean, Guess, Pick

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
Larry David

Funny, Good, Bad

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
Larry David

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Larry David

Women, Crazy, Drives

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
Larry David

Today, Though, Army

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
Larry David

Precarious, Tenuous

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry David

Nothing, May, Fact

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
Larry David

Someone, Thought, Second

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
Larry David

Money, Lonely, Wife

I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
Larry David

Stay, Embrace, Panic

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: July 2, 1947

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