Kinky Friedman Quotes

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman

Marriage, Gay, Support

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman

Pet, Love, Money

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman

Work, Done, Honest

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman

Beauty, Beer, Eye

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman

God, Respect, Long

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman

Life, Happy, Possible

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
Kinky Friedman

Remember, Possessive, Plural

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman

Love, Money, May

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky Friedman

Long, Enough, Become

I see an issue I like, and I support it.
Kinky Friedman

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Kinky Friedman

Same, Guy, Mirror

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
Kinky Friedman

Demand, Elected, Recount

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman

Home, Job, Jesus

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
Kinky Friedman

Hell, State, Musicians

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
Kinky Friedman

Made, Around, Days

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
Kinky Friedman

Struggle, Conquer, Demons

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
Kinky Friedman

Truth, Different, Here

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Kinky Friedman

Country, Leave, Rights

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Kinky Friedman

Education, Winning, Public

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
Kinky Friedman

Heart, Jesus, Both

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman

Drinking, Admit, Swallow

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman

Drinking, Admit, Swallow

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
Kinky Friedman

Try, Apologize, Intimidate

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Nationality: American

Born: November 1, 1944

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