John Barrymore Quotes

John Barrymore Quote

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
John Barrymore

Happiness, Through, Often

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore

Dreams, Old, Place

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore

Love, Beautiful, Girl

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore

Women, Life, Time

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore

Time, Sex, Trouble

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
John Barrymore

Good, Die, Living

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
John Barrymore

Money, End, Why

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
John Barrymore

Alone, Good, Great

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
John Barrymore

Good, Bad, Dare

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
John Barrymore

Yourself, Drink, Tried

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
John Barrymore

Finance, Company, Vacuum

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
John Barrymore

Wisdom, Wife, Thinking

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
John Barrymore

Beautiful, Wife, Words

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
John Barrymore

Find, She, Boxing

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
John Barrymore

Short, Until, Realize

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore

Country, Two, America

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
John Barrymore

Him, Happen, Die

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore

Food, Morning, Give

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
John Barrymore

Free, Read, Wonder

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
John Barrymore

Mother, Girl, Wife

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: February 15, 1882

Died: May 29, 1942

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