Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan

People for the most part can smell lies.
Joe Rogan

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
Joe Rogan

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
Joe Rogan

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
Joe Rogan

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe Rogan

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
Joe Rogan