Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
Jimmy Kimmel

Someone, Mad, Almost

At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes.
Jimmy Kimmel

Used, Takes, Tv

I can't be as flip as I once was.
Jimmy Kimmel

I describe myself as a human being.
Jimmy Kimmel

Human, Describe

I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.
Jimmy Kimmel

Kid, Delusions, Grandeur

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
Jimmy Kimmel

I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.
Jimmy Kimmel

Week, Weekend, Favorite

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.
Jimmy Kimmel

I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
Jimmy Kimmel

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?
Jimmy Kimmel

Night, Seriously, Rules

I never imagined being on television.
Jimmy Kimmel

Television, Imagined

I only get unusual ailments.
Jimmy Kimmel

Unusual, Ailments

I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.
Jimmy Kimmel

Love, Keep, Reading

I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
Jimmy Kimmel

Creative, Whatever, Means

I'm a terrible golfer.
Jimmy Kimmel

Terrible, Golfer

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.
Jimmy Kimmel

Criticism, Almost, Shows

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
Jimmy Kimmel

Funny, School, Pretty

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.
Jimmy Kimmel

Clearly, Aunt, Uncle

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.
Jimmy Kimmel

Different, Cursing, Definition

No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.
Jimmy Kimmel

Hate, Matter, Losing

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.
Jimmy Kimmel

Outside, Studio, Bothers

People's lives are boring.
Jimmy Kimmel

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.
Jimmy Kimmel

Good, Job, Real

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
Jimmy Kimmel

Funny, Boss, Authority

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.
Jimmy Kimmel

Truth, Cool, Job

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Celebrity

Born: November 13, 1967

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