Jimmy Fallon Quotes

There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.
Jimmy Fallon

Love, Smart, Someone

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
Jimmy Fallon

Smile, Everyone, Looks

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.
Jimmy Fallon

Dating, Sports, Team

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
Jimmy Fallon

Funny, Try, Tell

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
Jimmy Fallon

Idiot, Keep, Reason

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.
Jimmy Fallon

Guns, York, Fists

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.
Jimmy Fallon

Laugh, Serious, Normally

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.
Jimmy Fallon

Positive, Games, Video

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.
Jimmy Fallon

Dangerous, Sing, Shower

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.
Jimmy Fallon

Funny, Laugh, Give

My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass.
Jimmy Fallon

Time, Christmas, Dad

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
Jimmy Fallon

Makes, Relatives, Clowns

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'
Jimmy Fallon

Time, Today, Saying

I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.
Jimmy Fallon

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.
Jimmy Fallon

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.
Jimmy Fallon

Today, Read, Color

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.
Jimmy Fallon

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.
Jimmy Fallon

Attention, Ironic, Center

I like being absurd. Being silly.
Jimmy Fallon

I like doing energetic things.
Jimmy Fallon

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.
Jimmy Fallon

I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'
Jimmy Fallon

Good, Pretty, Wanted

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.
Jimmy Fallon

Dad, Live, Night

I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.'
Jimmy Fallon

Music, Used, Stand

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
Jimmy Fallon

Help, Year, Santa

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Nationality: American

Born: September 19, 1974

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