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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: September 6, 1958 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Jeff Foxworthy Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin |
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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Jeff Foxworthy What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. Jeff Foxworthy When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. Jeff Foxworthy You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Jeff Foxworthy You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Jeff Foxworthy |
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