Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Janeane Garofalo

Dark, Half, Empty

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
Janeane Garofalo

History, Black, Racism

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Janeane Garofalo

Time, Idiot, High

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Janeane Garofalo

Loneliness, Next

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
Janeane Garofalo

Peace, Trying, Off

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
Janeane Garofalo

God, American, Oh

Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
Janeane Garofalo

After, Become, Older

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.
Janeane Garofalo

Down, Write, Strikes

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.
Janeane Garofalo

Fear, Hate, Ignorance

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
Janeane Garofalo

Realize, Ideal, Celebrity

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
Janeane Garofalo

Funny, Actually, Happened

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
Janeane Garofalo

Funny, Person, Actually

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo

Time, Through, Negative

I do not enjoy when people don't like me.
Janeane Garofalo

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
Janeane Garofalo

Work, Good, Real

I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped.
Janeane Garofalo

Movies, Lost, Trying

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.
Janeane Garofalo

Long, Everything, Understand

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.
Janeane Garofalo

Dark, Side, Guess

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.
Janeane Garofalo

Admit, Ashamed, Cook

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
Janeane Garofalo

Peace, Different, Point

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.
Janeane Garofalo

Job, Terrible, Nervous

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
Janeane Garofalo

Situations, Prefer

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.
Janeane Garofalo

Life, Person, General

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.
Janeane Garofalo

Feelings, Enjoy, Walking

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.
Janeane Garofalo

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Nationality: American

Born: September 28, 1964

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