Jack Paar Quotes

Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
Jack Paar

Life, Long, Looking

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Jack Paar

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
Jack Paar

End, Show, Started

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Jack Paar

Flattery, Sincerest

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.
Jack Paar

Gone, Written, Impression

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Jack Paar

Fun, Saying, Rich

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
Jack Paar

Living, Show, Ask

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: May 1, 1916

Died: January 27, 2004

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