Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
Gary Larson

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
Gary Larson

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
Gary Larson

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
Gary Larson

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Gary Larson

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson