Fuzzy Zoeller Quotes

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Good, Tomorrow, Job

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Pain, Mind, Off

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Work, God, Rain

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Life, Good, Bad

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.
Fuzzy Zoeller

End, Greatest, Here

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Best, Yourself, Him

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Good, Great, Player

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Music, Best, Mind

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Mind, Through, Thoughts

At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Open, Ball, British

Every shot makes someone happy.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Happy, Someone, Makes

Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Time, Play, Somebody

Everybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Yourself, Saying, Why

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Pain, Tired, Play

Have a little fun. A few laughs.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Fun, Few, Laughs

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Hate, Fun, Game

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Before, Else, Tiger

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Time, Hope, Fun

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Home, Winning, Might

I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Mistakes, Realize, Machine

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Here, Chance, Walk

I wasn't sure I'd ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Time, Win, Play

I win everyday I'm out there.
Fuzzy Zoeller

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Knows, Anybody, Tour

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Long, Person, Ego

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Nationality: American

Born: November 11, 1951

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