Evan Esar Quotes

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Evan Esar

Hope, Today, Tomorrow

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar

Work, Education, Money

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Evan Esar

Home, Woman, Done

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar

Business, Science, Facts

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Evan Esar

Human, Study, Place

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
Evan Esar

Husband, Fire, Goes

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Evan Esar

Future, Girl, Past

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Evan Esar

Name, Twice, Costs

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Evan Esar

Character, Sometimes, Name

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Evan Esar

Character, Lost, Everything

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar

Business, Lie, Stand

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Evan Esar

Last, Makes, Mint

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: 1899

Died: 1995

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