Drew Carey Quotes

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
Drew Carey

Life, Government, Far

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
Drew Carey

Nice, Pretty, Normal

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
Drew Carey

Work, Makes, Harder

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
Drew Carey

Love, Cleveland, Regular

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
Drew Carey

Life, Government, Far

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey

Care, Kid, Jokes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
Drew Carey

Face, Mirror, Halloween

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Drew Carey

Union, Nobody, Vegas

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
Drew Carey

Game, Losing, Played

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
Drew Carey

Work, Strong, Job

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Drew Carey

Learning, Live, Level

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
Drew Carey

Everything, America, Whatever

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
Drew Carey

Game, After, Working

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
Drew Carey

Love, Good, Sports

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
Drew Carey

Big, Lose, Touch

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
Drew Carey

Good, Sports, Fun

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
Drew Carey

Successful, Job, Rich

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
Drew Carey

Everybody, Hollywood, Loves

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
Drew Carey

Truth, Trying, Thought

'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
Drew Carey

Tough, Green, Total

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
Drew Carey

Work, Money, Bad

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.
Drew Carey

Thought, Die, Before

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
Drew Carey

Pain, Rather, Read

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
Drew Carey

Wish, Else, Show

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: May 23, 1961

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