The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Doug Larson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Doug Larson

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug Larson