Dave Attell Quotes

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Dave Attell

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
Dave Attell

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Dave Attell Quotes

Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: January 18, 1965 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Dave Attell Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin	Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. Dave Attell Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. Dave Attell