Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
Billy Crystal

Change is such hard work.
Billy Crystal

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy Crystal

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
Billy Crystal

Gentlemen, start your egos.
Billy Crystal

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Billy Crystal

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
Billy Crystal

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
Billy Crystal

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
Billy Crystal

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
Billy Crystal

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
Billy Crystal

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal