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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
Mean
,
Perfect
,
Nobody
Do unto others, then run.
Benny Hill
Others
,
Run
,
Unto
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Benny Hill
Grand
,
Upright
,
Pianos
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Benny Hill
Business
,
Show
,
Sincere
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill
Often
,
Against
,
Half
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny Hill
Time
,
Two
,
Against
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
Hot
,
Breathe
,
Pants
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill
Thought
,
Again
,
Smoking
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Biography
Nationality:
English
Type:
Comedian
Born:
January 21
, 1924
Died:
April 20
, 1992
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