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A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Arthur Baer
Source, Plumber, Adventurer
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
Arthur Baer
Good, Neighbor, Fellow
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
Arthur Baer
High, Blood, Library
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Arthur Baer
Big, Face, Print
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Arthur Baer
Dead, Horse, Buying
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
Arthur Baer
Sleep, Bad, Office
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
Arthur Baer
End, Laws, Laid
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
Arthur Baer
Legal, Justice, Law
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
Arthur Baer
Both, Ends, Helpful
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
Arthur Baer
Quiet, Hear, Pun
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Arthur Baer
Past, Wolf, Throw
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
Arthur Baer
Food, Diet, Her
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
Arthur Baer
Her, She, Fault
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
Arthur Baer
Another, Ladies, Looked
There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
Arthur Baer
Heart, Honest, Legs

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Biography

Nationality: American
Born: January 9, 1886
Died: May 17, 1969

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