Andy Rooney Quotes

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
Andy Rooney

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Andy Rooney

Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Andy Rooney

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
Andy Rooney

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
Andy Rooney

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
Andy Rooney

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
Andy Rooney

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Andy Rooney

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Andy Rooney

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Andy Rooney

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
Andy Rooney

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Andy Rooney

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Andy Rooney

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Andy Rooney

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney Quotes

Type: Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: January 14, 1919 Find on Amazon: Andy Rooney Related Authors: Erma Bombeck Glenn Beck Hunter S. Thompson Ann Coulter Paul Harvey Dave Barry Walter Cronkite Ambrose Bierce	1 - 2 All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. Andy Rooney Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Andy Rooney Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. Andy Rooney Death is a distant rumor to the young. Andy Rooney Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Andy Rooney Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Andy Rooney I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. Andy Rooney I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. Andy Rooney I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. Andy Rooney If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Andy Rooney Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney Nothing in fine print is ever good news. Andy Rooney Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. Andy Rooney People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney 1 - 2