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Alan King Quotes
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Alan King
Marriage
,
Nature
,
Fighting
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King
Money
,
Friend
,
Friendly
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King
Marriage
,
Love
,
Two
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
Live
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Last
,
Longer
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Biography
Nationality:
American
Type:
Comedian
Born:
December 26
, 1927
Died:
May 9
, 2004
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